CECI EST UN PAPIER SUR LES MOYENS
à UTILISER POUR HACKER UN SANDWICH AU JAMBON by Kitetoa
We are very good at hacking
ham sandwiches or pizzas. So we felt it was about time to share and let you know how we do
that. If you think you can help and share infos, or if you can code an exploit for that,
please, use the form on this page. I will modify the white paper if your ideas are worth
doing so. The add-ons you may send will be
published on this page.
sommes très doués pour hacker les sandwichs au jambon ou les pizzas. Alors, nous avons
décidé qu'il était temps de partager notre savoir et de vous montrer comment faire. Si
vous pensez pouvoir contribuer en apportant des informations nouvelles, ou, si vous pouvez
coder une exploit pour ça, utilisez le formulaire ci-dessous. J'ajouterai vos
modifications au papier sur comment hacker un sandwich au jambon si elles en valent la
peine. Les ajouts que vous pourriez faire seront
publiés sur cette page.
In this paper, I am
going to describe how to hack a ham sandwich:
First you have do find on what OS this sandwich is running:
- white bread,
- brown bread,
- pizza pasta
Then, you have to look at it's size. It might be very large and you may then need a lot of
CPU to hack it:
- one foot long
- 2 feet long,
Then you have to look at all the apps runing on it:
- ham (of course, but you need to see the kind of ham. It can be french, spanish, italian,
Now that you know what kind of ham sandwich you will hack, you might choose the method you
'r going to use.
Of course, you can take advantage of known bugs.
- in belgian ham, there is Dioxyne which lets you format c: easy through a simple comand.
Something like "load Dioxyne.exe, run dioxyne.exe, dioxyne will than --> format
- in american ham it could be "Hormone" The bug is well known to lead to a big
buffer overflow in the "Head" part of the admin...
- in french ham, you could use the well known bug "bad_english" and use a
special comand like "ze french cancan iz a iz ze ultimate dance in ze worrrld".
This might freeze the ham sandwich... Another french bug is "Mad Ham" that is a
derivative to the "Mad cow" bug. This leads to make the ham sandwich admin
become stupid and give away his sandwich if requested.
You can choose a method like:
- hardcore penetration (brute force)
ie: rooting the sandwich by trying to get the password (use a dictionary with usefull
words like sauce, ham, butter, bread and simmilars). Of course NT, Linux and VMS are words
that will not work. I wonder why you thought about those words....
- smooth penetration
ie rooting the ham sandwich using a simple buffer overflow in the butter partition (this
method leads to your slow finger's insertion in the sandwich) or whatever
Once you rooted the sandwich, send a comand like:
instead of END